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ReplyDeleteyour devoted fans are interesting and scary in equal measure! Very funny blog!
ReplyDeleteAdd me to your devoted fans! Spent hours reading your posts. I’m from Albany, NY living in London now for the last 5 years after getting married. Lol’ed quite a few times. I remember Ichabod Crane would always get every snow day off! I literally snickered when I read your Troylettes comment. So happy to find a little of home from someone with a similar background and experience. Best wishes. Huma from London
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